But, I did happen to catch all of last night's fashion - which is all that really matters anyway. The VMA's are notorious for bringing out some of the wildest fashion moments, including Lady Gaga's meat dress, and Lil Kim's purple pastie getup, remember? Luckily, no one went that crazy this year, but there were still plenty of fashion no-no's to go around. Here are my picks for Best and Worst dressed of the night.
Taylor Swift - Looked very Old Hollywood Glam in this plunging Hervé Léger by Max Azria. I gotta say - I'm loving this new grown up Taylor Swift! She's finally embracing her womanhood and getting away from dressing like a 12 year old.
Allison Williams - I loved everything about this Valentino mini. So pretty and ladylike.
Shailene Woodley - Looked on trend with her crop top and graphic Pucci skirt. Simple, but cute.
Ciara - If you're gonna show some skin, this is how to do it. This sheer crystal embroidered Givenchy gown is stunning on her! I think she looks 100x better than Beyonce when she wore the black version to the MET Gala.
Selena Gomez - I know a lot of people liked this Versace dress, but I'm just not a fan. She looks like a total fembot. (And not in a good way.)
Miley Cyrus - I mean, do I really need an explanation? This looks very Jim Carey as Vera de Milo. (Side Note: Miley, honey, we get it. You're an adult. Stop trying to show people how raunchy you can be. It's not cute, it's pathetic.)
Katy Perry - Looks like she is under attack with those gold insects all over her body. Not loving the cut of the dress either.
Sarah Hyland - Someone's been catching up on the Game of Thrones re-runs! This dress is too old and dated on her. It seems almost like a costume.
Who did you like/dislike this year?